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Christian Pickup Lines (funny)

Some of these are funny and some are cheesy. You try these at your own risk!

1) Nice Bible!
2) I would like to pray with you.
3) You know Jesus? Me too!
4) God told me to come talk to you!
5) I know a church where we could go and talk!
6) How about a hug, brother?
7) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!
9) Oh you are cold, Eccleseasties 4:11.
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
12) What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry?" How about dinner?
14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?
16) You float my ark.
17) Would you happen to know a Christian man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18) Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do."
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's His name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
24) Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
25) What?! Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark!
26) Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
27) I hear there's going to be a love offering for tonight.
28) If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
29) I don't see it, but some people think I look like Sampson.
30) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.

Another List of Christian Pick-Up Lines

1) Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 says "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.")
2) Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?
3) I'm not like those other (insert your church name here) guys.
4) I went on a mission but all I ended up mission was you.
5) Excuse me, is this pew taken?
6) I don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!
7) Unfortunately I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
8) Hello, will you be my shulamite?
9) Boy, you've really been a visual minister to me!
10) Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ... No? Want to go to church with me?
11) Hi, my name's Will...God's Will.
12) [check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."
13) Hey, need a ride to church?
14) I just don't feel called to celibacy.
15) God was just showing off when He made you.
16) I'm pretty flexible. I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
17) I would like to pray with you.
18) No, i'm not coveting, I intend to make you mine.
19) How about a hug, sister?
20) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
21) Christians don't shake hands...Christians gotta hug!
22) Are you cold? (Eccleseasties 4:11)
23) Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
24) What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b)
25) You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (Note: Do not get this confused!)
26) When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
27) Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
28) Do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?
29) I practice our mission to "love one another" to the fullest extent!
30) God told me to come talk to you!
31) How do you feel about the passage that says, "it is more blessed to give than to receive"?
32) When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad."
33) I didn't know angels flew this low.
34) Excuse me, but can I drinkith from your cupith?
35) I think i feel the Holy Sprit, no, wait, I believe that may be you this time.
36) If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.
37) That halo matches perfectly with your eyes.
38) I must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.
39) You put the "cute" back in persecution!
40) I truly believe men & women should celebrate their physical differences.

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Compiled by Lee (Follow Lee on Facebook)

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Psalm121MPBoston



Joined: 17 Dec 2004
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 Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:06 pm  Post subject: Re Pick-Up Lines

Oh WOW! I'm new & just read these! Whoever came up with them, man, you're a genius! What a sense of humor! I lmho (Laughed My Head Off!) Embarassed
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ayi



Joined: 13 Mar 2006
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 Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:32 am  Post subject:

Very Happy they are really nice, and they made me laugh.
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matt



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 Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:51 pm  Post subject:

WOW! It's so nice to read funny stuff with a christian persperctive. Thanks! Wink Very Happy Laughing
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starlight



Joined: 16 Dec 2004
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 Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:36 am  Post subject:

Yeaaaa these lines are so funny! I've really enjoyed reading them Laughing
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